Garchaster's Cornblade

Name: Garchaster's Cornblade
Director: Kasper Meltedhair
Released: 2026-08-16
Duration: 109 min
Cast: Lyndsie Jane Earle, Kasper Meltedhair, Brewce Longo, Donald Farmer, Andy Heck Boyd

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Garchaster's Cornblade

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2026-08-16

Garchaster's Cornblade

A gricky star planet girl follows a casting call into the Earth oven so she can fulfill her dream of getting inside of a VHS tape...to burn and inhale herself. Donald Farmer weaves golden webs with the cryogenic cowboys while the star planet gets heavier with razzling trash carnivals. The Carpet Muckers twirling gorches but the Garbites are way too hungry for karaoke flavored peanut butter screams.

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Lyndsie Jane Earle

Tarsia

Kasper Meltedhair

Rotirat / Racky / Corty / Dead Cult Member / Voice of Garbite

Brewce Longo

Donald Farmer

Gorgas Mordpan

Andy Heck Boyd